Spider Rule–All harmless spiders found in the household will be caught and released outdoors before the cats can torture them and eat them like Arachnid-Flavored Meow Mix.
If a spider is poisonous, the squish and flush method will be used instead.
We made an exception to the spider rule recently. Big exception. Big spider.
This post has a picture of the spider in question! I am going to post a cute spider here but know that after the break to the rest of the post, not every picture will be “cute”.
I know, I know. Why didn’t I let on earlier that I was feeling stressed out? Well, I like to keep some things under wraps so I can spring them on you randomly. Isn’t that why you follow me?
(OK, ending sarcasm….NOW)
What is this thing called a “spork”? Is it the most perfect, innovative utensil ever?
Or is it an abomination, an unholy hybrid in the world of plastic cutlery?
Yes, Deadpool is still in the piggy costume. I think it suits him well!
(The fact that the word “spork” contains the word “pork” is merely a coincidence.)
Question for y’all: Are you pro-spork, or anti-spork? Share your reasons in the comments!